"Hey, that girl over there is cute."
"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER LADY GAGA!"
"I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THAT GIRL OVER THERE BY RUBBING MY JUNK ON HER ASS! HOPEFULLY, SHE RUBS BACK!"
This is such an awkward social interaction. Cringe-inspiring, really. The only thing worse would be a rejected kiss attempt. At least, there are people out there trying to help:...
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"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER LADY GAGA!"
"I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THAT GIRL OVER THERE BY RUBBING MY JUNK ON HER ASS! HOPEFULLY, SHE RUBS BACK!"
This is such an awkward social interaction. Cringe-inspiring, really. The only thing worse would be a rejected kiss attempt. At least, there are people out there trying to help:...
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Hi. Some people call me el jefe.
mile1423:
Well el jefe...you are adorable 
facestompfuture:
Haha, merci. Sometimes I can fake that well!