About Me
eyen is not a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around eyen, birds suddenly vomit, and choruses of monkeys sing hip hop songs to eyen's bonny knees. Sadly, this is all you need to know about eyen
age: 33 (May 04, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: gigolo/walrus trainer
crush: the girl that gave me herpes... megan!
fantasy: the big purple line is gone between us
sign: tore us
makes me happy: sharpies, popsicles and megan
into: sharpies, drawing, pirate hats, pants
BLOGS
done moving. look at our fancy fireplace. we need to paint the walls. someone want to come do it for us? i will pay with cookies. maybe i can pay with a pair of autographed socks?
SEPTEMBER 2011
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Maisy