eyen likes pirate hats and toe socks. oh and he can't forget stripey things. he love stripey things...mmm.
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About Me
eyen is not a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around eyen, birds suddenly vomit, and choruses of monkeys sing hip hop songs to eyen's bonny knees. Sadly, this is all you need to know about eyen
age: 31 (May 04, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: gigolo/walrus trainer
i lost my virginity: cooooooooome back.
most humbling moment: asdf?
stats: 5'8, 2 legs, 2 arms, no butt
body mods: i had my heart taken out and my brain replaced with a brick. i have a circle on each arm.
makes me sad: dead sharpies
BLOGS
done moving. look at our fancy fireplace. we need to paint the walls. someone want to come do it for us? i will pay with cookies. maybe i can pay with a pair of autographed socks?
OCTOBER 2010
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