age: 77 (Jan 08, 1935)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Alternative Healer

i lost my virginity: To a girl named Amy Fisher.

stats: 30 number one hits

body mods: No, but plenty of other hipness signifiers.

crush: George Clooney

why i did sg: Soothing color scheme.

sign: Teddy Bear

fantasy: Intimacy.

gets me hot: Seeing a really sexy woman talking on a cellphone.

into: Criticizing things I don't know about.