Ok -- so the red wine is fantastic and the scotch.. well it's wonderful.

Just so you all know, I get a day off this week for all my hard work last week. Don't hold your breath though. It's pretty common for these sorts of rewards to fall through. Next time I'll ask to be paid in booze or something.

Anyway...

If I am the universe, then you are everything in it
If this was your world and you were god,
would I find it deserted?