It has now rained here every weekend since I think 1947.

Let's all do a lottery pool. Send me your $2 each!

Who loves ants?? Who loves them in the kitchen, bathroom, living room, and randomly crawling up your leg?? Who loves springtime in my house?? NOT ME!

Mecca Lecca Hi, Meccay Hiney Ho!

Is every once else experiencing the site clocking and generally not responding for days on end, or do they reserve this service for me?

Who wants to play slap and tickle? We can start with just slap.. or tickle.

Had to turn the air on.. I know I'm getting old because as I feel the air cool I can actually hear the power bill going up.

It's not going to lick itself. If it does, I'm getting the hell out of there!

Workout done.. leg day. UGH. I hate leg day.. and I'm still not quite ready for a miniskirt!

I suddenly have poison ivy growing all around the front door of my house. That's both very cool and very uncool.