age: 28 (Jul 16, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2006

occupation: drinker, test giver

makes me happy: Alcohol, women, music, money

most humbling moment: Tornado

makes me sad: Alcohol, women, music, money

fantasy: meeting the girl of my dreams, but not the one who skins me alive. I don't like that dream.

into: Food, my bass (the instrument not the fish), history

crush: too many to count

stats: Level 15 in Halo 2

i lost my virginity: on a dirty twin mattress in an unfinished basement like everybody else.

sign: Cancer

body mods: Ears, back, Chili's Cinco de Mayo 2006 forearm tat (temporary)