
age: 32 (Apr 22, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2002
occupation: loam inspector
into: THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, on a mission of utmost improtance
i lost my virginity: in the flood of '42
stats: pinnacle of primate evolution
crush: uncrushed
sign: llama
fantasy: to go to dog heaven and lick my balls and chase sticks all day












elfin