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MAY 8, 2013 @ 01:51 PM | 1 COMMENT


Gonna go dark for a few days folks. I'll be back once I'm well enough to put cash in my account to cover my annual dues. Too sick to get in the car...sucks.
FEBRUARY 25, 2013 @ 05:34 PM | 10 COMMENTS


Cutting up a batch of jalapeno peppers for marinade. Walked away to do something else, forgot to wash hands. Two hours later jacked off and now it burns like I used pepper spray for lube...oh that's cause I did. I climbed up the evolutionary ladder to wind up dancing around the house yelling "My dicks on fire!"

Stay in school kids.
JANUARY 16, 2013 @ 10:58 PM | 1 COMMENT


Who says drinking yourself to death isn't the answer. Bring it on...

Hey kids, Empty on the outs at the threshold of 2013 reminding you to always keep it classy.
JULY 19, 2012 @ 02:52 PM | 10 COMMENTS


Alright folks. One more blog push. This book and my career as a fiction writer hang in the balance, I'm not asking for money and I'm not expecting everyone I talk with to rush out and buy a copy, but like all things sales, my book is all about networking. It costs nothing to pass along information and that's all I expect from my friends. Share these links and when someone asks you "what are you reading?" Even if you never plan on reading my first book or any of my books, tell your friends to give my book a look see. Thank you all very much.

The book is Covenant White and it can be found in Kindle form on Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/Covenant-White-ebook/dp/B008C5R5CG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342734363&sr=8-1&keywords=uriah+wolf
The first two chapters are available for preview there.

You can also find the first three chapters for purchase as stand alone chapters on Amazon, just type in Uriah Wolf and all my publications are listed on my author's page.

For print copies the best place to go is createspace.com:
https://www.createspace.com/3909624

I'm also desperately trying to raise marketing funds for the book via Kickstarter:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1459970375/covenant-white

Its a small goal of 2,200, I'm up around 700 hundred but the project is flagging and without that money, I can't advertise, and without advertising, the book will never sell. So pass it along and please tell the folks you know on kickstarter to check out my project.

Thank you all very much for any help you can provide in building the word of mouth my career needs to stay viable.

Also, if you are interested in learning more about the Covenant Series, or my new fantasy series, check me out on fb.
http://www.facebook.com/uriah.wolf

JULY 9, 2012 @ 07:16 PM | 4 COMMENTS


Got a kickstarter project going for marketing my first book, Covenant White. Check it out, and spread the word. Thanks kids.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1459970375/covenant-white
JUNE 19, 2012 @ 06:22 PM | 2 COMMENTS


http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Covenant-Series/410556565663010

For anyone who wants to follow my book series and related information on Facebook
JUNE 18, 2012 @ 03:46 PM | NO COMMENTS


https://www.createspace.com/3905611

The createspace store for my print copy of Covenant White, the first book in the Covenant series. Consider snagging a copy if it looks like a good read to you, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE as a friend of mine, tell your friends about my book, link them to my createspace store and when I get the kindle confirmation I will post a link to the Kindle store copy as well.

Thanks folks.
APRIL 18, 2012 @ 09:21 PM | NO COMMENTS


Hey kids. Covenant: White. The first book in my fantasy/detective/horror series is in the final proof reading stage, i.e. as good as done. I'm tossing out per-release copies to friends because I'm looking for some honest opinions on the work related to its world wide sales. If any of you are interested in reading a .pdf pre-release let me know, but I'm only looking for people who are willing to read the book front to back and then give me their honest opinions. Also, I have an editor/proof reader. I'm not looking for more people to help me there, my editor will catch it all in the final PF don't worry about that, just sit back and enjoy the read. If you are interested message me an email address that I can send the .pdf to.

Thanks kids.
FEBRUARY 28, 2012 @ 05:51 PM | 4 COMMENTS


Hey boys and girls. I'm single once again. kiss
DECEMBER 17, 2011 @ 10:02 PM | 2 COMMENTS


I walked down to the filling station. I put ten dollars down on the counter and I went outside to fill my can with 87 at the pump. I watched the yellow moon in the sky while i listened to fossil fuels fill up the can I'd brought along.

I walked home three gallons heavier than I left, but no one was home to mind the extra weight. I checked my phone before I left...no one called...nothing new there. I walked out back and I took a bath, no one was there to watch me light the match.

If a man self-immolates in his own back yard is there anyone there to listen to him scream? The answer is yes...always yes. Even the cockroaches noticed me tonight.

I burnt myself again, I rendered down to ash and yet here I stand.

I am an unbelievable achievement, I allow nothing but the best and therefore I am the worst in us all. I am a monster and I have the scars to prove it, I am a fighter and I have the kills tallied in pin pricks and bits of used up paper.

I've always been thankful for my health, even when I've had precious little else. Now I don't even have that. I'm thinking of buying a motorcycle, I haven't done any riding since I was a kid...since the accident, I haven't ridden since I was too young to have a license. I don't even know what the test entails in Cali.

I've got a finished book that's in editorial purgatory, I'm halfway through the second and I've got another five or so in the series...all sitting there and waiting to be finished up. But even if I do finish writing it all (and I will because writing is the one bitch who has never let me give up), I live with no guarantees. I had some guarantees...once, they're all gone, I got used to them...too used to them. That's why I spent that ten dollars, that's why I sat in the drive way and wondered if it was time.

It was...



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