nice pics

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Perfect Patsy Johnny Coldtoes Munster, meet your dueling alter egos.

bwhahahahahah! God damn I love Hall and Oats.

you are so cool. you rule . so hard. you lean like a cholo. you might be the collest guy ever. you should rule the world. the world would be a great place if you ruled it. patrick ruler of the world. that has a good ring to it. i think im gonna buy you a golden crown for when you rule the world. but money wont matter cause your face will be on all the money . such a pretty face too.your face can shoot sexy lazer beams at people and the people will fall at your feet . them they will lick your feet clean of all the rose petals you have been walking on. you will have smart people to invent you a jet pack that only works for you cause you rule the world and you can fly around in the world with your jet pack if you want. your castle will be sorrounded by cannons and your alarm clock will be 1812 overture and the cannons will go off at the right part and then you will have a very nice cup of coffee

mental note: never leave your shit logged in.

Amina: Its just so ..... small...

Patrick: If I had a dollar for everytime a girls said that to me.

Youre the awesome. you AND your sexy laser beam face.

hahahaha, I forgot about that comment! Awesome.

your mouth looks like a cunt when you talk.

what the f?