age: 44 (Mar 27, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: Musician & Writer

fantasy: I'll think of something.

body mods: Nope. But I do hang a huge sign around my neck that says, "I'm a non-conformist, I swear!"

i lost my virginity: to a girl who had been secretly stalking me when I was 18. Why doesn't that happen to me anymore?

stats: 5' 9" swarthy, been told I'm an "Al Pacino type" or "young, pre-bodybuilding Bruce Springsteen."

sign: Aries

into: Recording music, reading, walking in the woods around my house, cooking, listening to records, writing, not giving into the over-stimulating bullshit culture of hype all around me. Mostly masturbating.

gets me hot: Intelligence, Pigtails, ass-slapping, kissing, a girl taking off her glasses, a nice back, a nice stomach, the moment you realize a girl is into you.

makes me sad: Society, sweet pickles, mayonaise, preciousness, sentimentality, magical realism, Aerosmith, an ugly sense of entitlement, loudmouth know-nothings.

most humbling moment: Realizing I can't go back to my early 20's and try to get it right this time. You'll experience this soon.

crush: Hmmmm.