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age: 36 (May 12, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Minister of Information formerly Grand Marshal of the Blackberry Parade

crush: Riki Lindhome

fantasy: That's for me to know and you to find out

heroes: Rev. Marlon G. Loftis

gets me hot: cute girls with pink hair and lots of ink

makes me sad: hangovers, carpal tunnel, hillary clinton

into: SG's with lots of ink and pink hair, culinary foreplay, actual foreplay, dining at the Y, Nitro Methane

most humbling moment: 7th grade... I fell down a flight stairs between classes, and took out 5 other kids. Casualties? Two broken bones... none of them mine.

i lost my virginity: To a lovely young lady who was later considered a person of interest in a murder case. God I miss her. Please refer to my 'Vices' list.

makes me happy: Exit row seats, bourbon on ice, Little Wing, Sky Mall, October in Amsterdam, road trips, I love the smell of Nitro in the morning

sign: CH3NO2

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