age: 23 (May 28, 1989)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2010

occupation: Three time college drop out turned labor union protected grocery store clerk.

most humbling moment: Creeping around the internet looking at pictures of girls... wait?

body mods: tattoos, automobile accident scars.

heroes: Satan, Lucifer, Zappa, Reed and all the other cats on swinging Verve records!

i lost my virginity: For fifty bucks, but hey i REALLY wanted that new NOFX record at the time...

sign: Gemini

gets me hot: Highly intelligent and/or professional women who don't wear applebottom jeans or boots with the fur.

into: Magick, Tobacco ,The Beatles, Socialism, North Korean Propaganda, Lo-Fi Anything, Any Art That Appears to be Thrown Together With Little or No Consideration for Aesthetics, Open Windows, Vegetables, Tequila, Idly Doodling on Found Objects, Ugly Buildings

crush: This beautiful Muslim girl that I'm afraid to talk to.... I mean how do you even approach that? You don't.

makes me happy: Answering these questions that nobody will ever read since I'll never get auditioned for Miss America.

makes me sad: Anyone who doesn't like Alice Cooper.