Working night shifts at the DVD-hoe makes elnain something something......

I can't sleep because my fucking landlord and his loud fucking friends are literally destroying the apartment next to mine....The lack of sleep mixed with the Duff energy drinks I've been drinking all fucking night has left me in a weird fuzzy state so I thought it would be the best moment to introduce myself.......

Hi!

I'm a weed smoking, midget like drummer with a bad haircut and a rusted bike.....
I pretend to play drums in a Hardcore/Punk/Metal band and I also pretend to listen to moody ambient music, but it's only to hide the fact that I'm a die hard Garth Brooks fan (especially in his Chris Gaines/ Faggy toupee era).

RANDOM FACTS:

- I live in tha hood Rosemont mothafucka Petite-Patrie REPREZENT, in Montreal

- I buy my cigarettes from Indians (like most Mtl smokers)

- I'm sadly addicted to energy drinks

- I was born on September 11 (so i guess I'm a Virgo/ Terrorist)

- I'm cursed with hairy nipples

Working night shifts at the DVD-hoe makes elnain something something......

I can't sleep because my fucking landlord and his loud fucking friends are literally destroying the apartment next to mine....The lack of sleep mixed with the Duff energy drinks I've been drinking all fucking night has left me in a weird fuzzy state so I thought it would be the best moment to introduce myself.......

Hi!

I'm a weed smoking, midget like drummer with a bad haircut and a rusted bike.....
I pretend to play drums in a Hardcore/Punk/Metal band and I also pretend to listen to moody ambient music, but it's only to hide the fact that I'm a die hard Garth Brooks fan (especially in his Chris Gaines/ Faggy toupee era).

RANDOM FACTS:

- I live in tha hood Rosemont mothafucka Petite-Patrie REPREZENT, in Montreal

- I buy my cigarettes from Indians (like most Mtl smokers)

- I'm sadly addicted to energy drinks

- I was born on September 11 (so i guess I'm a Virgo/ Terrorist)

- I'm cursed with hairy nipples