age: 34 (Mar 16, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Propagandist

body mods: ears, tongue, two back pieces, one small tat on my lower belly...

most humbling moment: what, me worry?

gets me hot: you. probably.

fantasy: no really...I'll demonstrate...

sign: fish

into: old cars, Cuba, slack, hitting rock bottom and simultaneously being happy...it's an art, believe me. also: vintage western-cut shirts with the embroidered shit on the front up above the pockets...

crush: Most red-haired girls. Renee O'Connor (Gabrielle on Xena), that girl who serves me chicken teriyaki, that other girl with the tattoos and the bike (what is she doing with THAT guy?!?)....

i lost my virginity: kinda awkwardly...with the TV on in the background and her parents walking around upstairs. things have gotten much better since then...

makes me sad: systemic oppression by the capitalist hegemony on the basis of gender, color, class, or car type. when the Man gets on my back. when I can't rock.

makes me happy: trees and puppies and babies and happy shit like that. beer. booze. the way girls smell...