age: 38 (Mar 16, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Propagandist

makes me happy: trees and puppies and babies and happy shit like that. beer. booze. the way girls smell...

sign: fish

most humbling moment: what, me worry?

fantasy: no really...I'll demonstrate...

body mods: ears, tongue, two back pieces, one small tat on my lower belly...

into: old cars, Cuba, slack, hitting rock bottom and simultaneously being happy...it's an art, believe me. also: vintage western-cut shirts with the embroidered shit on the front up above the pockets...

i lost my virginity: kinda awkwardly...with the TV on in the background and her parents walking around upstairs. things have gotten much better since then...

crush: Most red-haired girls. Renee O'Connor (Gabrielle on Xena), that girl who serves me chicken teriyaki, that other girl with the tattoos and the bike (what is she doing with THAT guy?!?)....

gets me hot: you. probably.

makes me sad: systemic oppression by the capitalist hegemony on the basis of gender, color, class, or car type. when the Man gets on my back. when I can't rock.