My mother wants me to cut down some old diseased tree in her front yard but there are a shitload of birds with nests living within it, how the fuck am I going to do this without killing a bunch of nestlings, any ideas?
Trojanskins.com isn't doing so hot either since nobody posts there anymore, it was going great for a while but I guess...
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Trojanskins.com isn't doing so hot either since nobody posts there anymore, it was going great for a while but I guess...
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A hell of a lot has changed since my last couple of posts with the first being the move, the weezy penske van/truck would barely top out at 75mph while towing a car so the drive lasted for 16 hours which is a far cry from the 9 hours it took me to drive over there in a car.
I'm letting my mom have my...
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_chaos_:
He he what side of town are you on? You can PM me ifyou want
skullgrid:
ha - thanks for the blog-linkage dude
violet_grim:
Ditto! Where can I sign up for the Franpire Fan Club?
franpire:
Awwww you're the bestest
Flipfloppy-saw type thingys were bought in Bangkok the first time I was there. I couldn't find them last time and they're all broken and stuff now But I can enjoy them forever in this set
I don't think the set will go live but I'm so happy the people who have voted for it really seem to like it, that's good enough for me. Well no actually $500,- would be nice but you know what I mean!
Flipfloppy-saw type thingys were bought in Bangkok the first time I was there. I couldn't find them last time and they're all broken and stuff now But I can enjoy them forever in this set
I don't think the set will go live but I'm so happy the people who have voted for it really seem to like it, that's good enough for me. Well no actually $500,- would be nice but you know what I mean!
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serenity225:
I thought the gun might help.
serenity225:
Yeah, that's what I meant by I'm licensed for concealed carry. As for those fine specimens you stuck on my blog....geezus on a popcycle stick! Nice looking but I'm a bit more modest. lol
As for why I carry when I carry...well, there'll be no huge body count should a Luby's or a McDonalds or a Columbine pop off where ever I might be. Dude won't have a chance. I'd like to think I'm a crack shot but I haven't even went firing in quite awhile.
As for why I carry when I carry...well, there'll be no huge body count should a Luby's or a McDonalds or a Columbine pop off where ever I might be. Dude won't have a chance. I'd like to think I'm a crack shot but I haven't even went firing in quite awhile.
Ok, so I'm making plans to split this thursday and this move ain't gonna be cheap. The truck with trailer is $1200, and the gasoline is going to be anywhere from 300 to 425 dollars.
Now my mother wants to fly out here to make sure I don't fall asleep at the wheel and take 15 minute naps at every other rest stop , no...
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Now my mother wants to fly out here to make sure I don't fall asleep at the wheel and take 15 minute naps at every other rest stop , no...
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vanessa:
I'msure you read about the whole Lithium Picnic 5th grade whiny bullshit I posted in the horror group, so I won't bother to explain again.
He doesn't like me because I told him he's a whiny bitch, his girlfriend is a stuck up cunt and he's not that a great of a photographer and to get over himself.
But, I came here to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of my favorite people on the site!!! With one of my favorite member photos!
So, as a birthday wish, I say, "Your mother sucks cock in hell!"
But you know I mean it lovingly.
He doesn't like me because I told him he's a whiny bitch, his girlfriend is a stuck up cunt and he's not that a great of a photographer and to get over himself.
But, I came here to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of my favorite people on the site!!! With one of my favorite member photos!
So, as a birthday wish, I say, "Your mother sucks cock in hell!"
But you know I mean it lovingly.
vanessa:
By the way, that's kinda cute your mom wants to fly out to make sure you dont fall asleep
My mom would do the EXACT same thing.
My mom would do the EXACT same thing.
Okay my night sucked, some drunk asshole backed into the driver's side door of my car and now it won't open.
But this made me lmao, I stole this from Franpire's blog
It's like a 10 minute chemical labotomy
But this made me lmao, I stole this from Franpire's blog
It's like a 10 minute chemical labotomy
marccc:
nah im going to vicenza
My current situation and what lead me here if anybody gives a shit
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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violet_grim:
Brains and eyeballs and stuff? Where can I find the recipe for this delicious concoction...
violet_grim:
Too gross... Sounds like it's not just tree bark that would be in it, but also the little bugs and things that would be attracted to that kind of stew... *shudder*
Okay so I almost died last week but I didn't. I had this evil fuckin pain in my side for a couple of days so I just tried to tough it out, and it did eventually go away late into the second day. The next morning I had what looked like bruises appear right underneath my chest and I knew something was definitely wrong so...
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serenity225:
Fuck me! Where was the bleeding originating from and what did they do to stop it? Men! You guys just will not listen to your bodies will you???!!!??? You need me to be the boss of you. And when you do die at a RIPE OLD AGE, you will give me power of Rigor to photograph and video your corpse for our fun little family of sickos, right?
serenity225:
10 cutest baby animals. You are SUCH a soft hearted fuck. I'm just glad you're ok. I might be the red pen of death in Rigor but you are the heartbeat of bringing the great shit! I think I did good getting the floater thread going though.
Love you ed. Glad you're ok.
Love you ed. Glad you're ok.
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franpire:
So still this old entry...
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How are things nowadays then?
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How are things nowadays then?
franpire:
Mmm pie, yep food always puts a smile on my face too!
I love British pies, dutch pies suck though! Dutch aren't good in pastries full stop, they have other talents
Urmmmm when the photographer has prepped it. He has time somewhere later this month. That'll give me enough time to get some people excited to see it I hope. I loved this set-unlike the one that's up for review on now. I've been trying to remove it but apparently there's still some bug or other- I dunno-I'm skeptical! I hope it will go live-I'll remind you to comment when I upload it, haha! Enjoy your dinner...
I love British pies, dutch pies suck though! Dutch aren't good in pastries full stop, they have other talents
Urmmmm when the photographer has prepped it. He has time somewhere later this month. That'll give me enough time to get some people excited to see it I hope. I loved this set-unlike the one that's up for review on now. I've been trying to remove it but apparently there's still some bug or other- I dunno-I'm skeptical! I hope it will go live-I'll remind you to comment when I upload it, haha! Enjoy your dinner...
That list I had on my blog is now in the Last.fm group, I can't be hoggin that shit
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franpire:
haha, yes it was. And I'm starting to loose my patience with all these people criticizing the reality of the darn thing. It's a film about a fucky 4 story high monster_what flaming reality are they on about?! Anyways it was realsitic enough to me, I loved the helicopter crash
thedarkharlequin:
ha, damn man. glad mine was only about a 2 hour drive. Merely inconvenient. We all make silly mistakes some times. I'll just say I was over excited to go see iron maiden, and left a bit earlier than necessary.
Have you ever liked a band who's name you thought had no meaning, it probably does and it might be in this list(Reposted from Last.fm)
4 Non Blondes
- none of the band members were blonde. short story
The band picked the name, 4 Non Blondes, after an incident in a San Francisco park where the band members were having pizza. Apparently, a family was...
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4 Non Blondes
- none of the band members were blonde. short story
The band picked the name, 4 Non Blondes, after an incident in a San Francisco park where the band members were having pizza. Apparently, a family was...
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ineedtocomeup:
I applaud your thoughtfulness. You will go far in life, sir.
franpire:
Yay that was fun!
Must come back to read the rest...
....after work!
Must come back to read the rest...
....after work!
I know this is old, but I couldn't stop laughing when I watched this.
Hurricane Dean
Hurricane Dean
Have a good weekend. xoxo