age: 31 (Apr 11, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

into: girls with dirty mouths

gets me hot: girls who like boys

most humbling moment: left me too humbled to post on the internet.

i lost my virginity: in a bathroom sink

sign: opened up my mind

body mods: shaved my shoulders, "Dressy Bessy" written in green ink on my left hand, a limespider stamp on my right

fantasy: a full crew of lady pirates. not a homophobe, but six solid weeks of straight guy on guy action could get frustrating.

makes me happy: lightning, sleeping with a fan on, cheesy potatoes, bruce campbel

crush: a fictional person in a recent dream who i really wish hadnt been fictional.

makes me sad: sundays. season finales. crumbs at the bottom of cereal boxes. airports. "your mom" jokes.