MEMBER SINCE: November 2010

occupation: Praying that Congress will pass another unemployment extension.

i lost my virginity: in record time.

into: Writing self-indulgent prose.

body mods: Cranial flux capacitor.

makes me happy: Peet's coffee. Also, vanquishing my enemies.

stats: Last Season: 18-11 with a 2.68 ERA and 1.03 WHIP.

most humbling moment: In 5th grade I said "that was a boner" referring to a boner as a mistake, not knowing the other definition. I moved out of town the next year.

gets me hot: Agreeing to go to Walgreen's to pick up my prescription for me.

crush: Always and forever, Billy Zane. But my girlfriend has granted me an exemption for Tina Fey.

heroes: Milo was better as Jess.

fantasy: See above, add Billy Zane.