i remember the first time i saw a naked girl photograph. i was with my dad, we were at the mall. it was a prank/magic store with a giant stuffed gorilla in front for advert. we had been shopping for magic tricks, i found an invisible ball and cup trick i really liked so we took it up to buy. in the glass case under the register were playing cards of some sort with naked ladies on them. i remember feeling emberassed cause my dad was there looking over my shoulder. then he said 'see that one with the boobs that look like banana's?', yeah i replied, 'those are the good ones!'. i left the store feeling safe in my purchase and more like a man knowing that i was just like my dad, only younger...and into magic.
being a recent implant to seattle i took it upon myself to find somebody that knows what they're doing in town to show me around. my drunkin walk in the night air took me nowhere until talking to a friendly rasta-bum who directed me to a place called waide's, anyplace'll do. i was surprised that the bar was completely empty save the bartender(a beauty of a girl) and the bouncer(picture dwane johnson and lady gaga's love child). i must say when slightly hammered i am quite eloquent and was able to talk the bartender (ann) into showing me the nightlife along with her friend and all around awesome asian roy. i discovered a place called 'the basement', which made a distinct personal impression on me as i've always wondered what Freddie Mercury's underwear smelt like, and the basement satisfied that curiosity. later to the unicorn, stiff drinks but relatively uneventful. if any of you out there know the goods on places around 98122, please reply. look at my pigeonholes if you're wondering what kind of places i would like. seattle...til next time!!!
met up w/ a architect ive admired since i was little and he told me that the school im attending is worthless and that i should switch to engineering, 'where the money's at'. asshole!
got a good pre=game. drunk at my buddies show...strip clup with my boss...at home with some fast food chicken burgers thanking god i don't have anything to do tomorrow...but wishing that life would send me motivation to want to do something. don't get me wrong, i don't have a wish for death, but if i had a something to fight for i would probably set my alarm clock and give it a try.
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