age: 34 (Jan 24, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2009

occupation: Public Harasser

sign: Aquarius

crush: attractive brunettes

i lost my virginity: To a stripper in the Barracks when I was a young Marine.

most humbling moment: When I was a teenager I got really stoned and thought I broke my dick off... traumatizing.

stats: 6 ft. 180 lbs.

makes me happy: Food, good books, lesbian porn, tattoos, good music, and good company.

makes me sad: Amazing women with douche bag guys.

into: Movies, books, comic books, music, brunettes, UFC fights, porn, tattoos, piercings, Jack Daniel's, games, sex, hating shit, meat, and sleeveless T-shirts.

fantasy: none worth mentioning

heroes: Bruce Campbell