age: 36 (Jul 17, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: photographer

i lost my virginity: Like all good american boys, in an absolute drunken stupor.

body mods: about 20 broken bones and numerous surgeries that weren't elective

gets me hot: well.... the sun. ovens. fire. Wait am i taking this the wrong way? aaah You all are filthy.

makes me happy: watching home movies where animals run over children

stats: whitebread and cornfed

crush: Orange?

into: Monkeys with drums, jello for dinner, phrases like "Flavored with Meat", quality gems from QVC and fucking myself over on any given occasion

sign: I am crab hear me... crawl?