age: 34 (Mar 27, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2004

occupation: Photographer, and professional jack ass

crush: my boobcake

most humbling moment: no thanks

heroes: Dwight S.

stats: dink

makes me sad: did you see my name???

sign: i'm not deaf, I can hear

fantasy: to be famous

makes me happy: All of the above

body mods: Seriously???

i lost my virginity: do you really want to know...it might shock you...