Member: donavanf

donavanf dislikes Mean people, Dogma, and clocks.

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age: 42 (Apr 06, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Write Brain/Porno Pirate/Deconstruction Worker/Wet Nurse

gets me hot: Naked Ninjas.

makes me happy: Dogs.

sign: Aries/Boar/Bore

crush: Orange

most humbling moment: Now. No... Now! No... Now?

heroes: Jim Henson, The Dalai Lama, Tibor Kalman, Stanley Kubrick, Dr. Spock (Vulcan & Pediatrician), Benjamin Franklin, Richard Dawkins, Rosa Parks, Abraham Lincoln, John Lennon, SARK, Superman, Steve Zissou, Larry David, Larry Flynt...hmm...gotta think of more.

i lost my virginity: To a lesbian tap dancer named Joy who said, "fill me with your babies!"...just as I was about to cum. True.

fantasy: Island.

body mods: Bionic third eye and styrofoam spine.

makes me sad: Dogma.