age: 37 (Apr 06, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2004
occupation: Write Brain/Porno Pirate/Deconstruction Worker/Wet Nurse
makes me happy: Dogs.
fantasy: Island.
most humbling moment: Now. No... Now! No... Now?
stats: I have a six and a half inch penis and am allergic to blue cheese.
crush: Orange
i lost my virginity: To a lesbian tap dancer named Joy who said, "fill me with your babies!"...just as I was about to cum. True.
body mods: Bionic third eye and styrofoam spine.
gets me hot: Naked Ninjas.
makes me sad: Dogma.
sign: Aries/Boar/Bore
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