age: 37 (Apr 06, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Write Brain/Porno Pirate/Deconstruction Worker/Wet Nurse

makes me happy: Dogs.

fantasy: Island.

most humbling moment: Now. No... Now! No... Now?

stats: I have a six and a half inch penis and am allergic to blue cheese.

crush: Orange

i lost my virginity: To a lesbian tap dancer named Joy who said, "fill me with your babies!"...just as I was about to cum. True.

body mods: Bionic third eye and styrofoam spine.

gets me hot: Naked Ninjas.

makes me sad: Dogma.

sign: Aries/Boar/Bore