age: 31 (Aug 29, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: mf from hell

i lost my virginity: it's true

makes me happy: summer and winter

gets me hot: a nice, firm, open hand slap on the ass

body mods: botox

fantasy: to be done with school

into: riding my; bike, wakeboard, snowbaord, skateboard and gf (although there isn't one of those around now)

crush: the girl from the orbitz gum commercials, i just want to stick my thumb in her butt while she's saying, "fabulous"

makes me sad: spring and fall

stats: cigarettes kill 1200 people a day