Member: djtea

djtea likes Ranch Dressing and Perfect boobies.

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Member: djtea

age: 32 (Apr 30, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2005

occupation: Shit-ball pasta slanger

gets me hot: Perfect boobies.

sign: Open for business

i lost my virginity: In 2.5 seconds

crush: Sky is kinda perfect... plus she's from the U.K.... lordy.

most humbling moment: Getting my ass beat in the only fight I've ever started... that sucked.

into: Crushed ice, Filmmaking, Friends w/ Benefits, Beer Cozies, Ranch Dressing, Documentaries About Monkeys, Kissing, Eating the Nanner, Texas Hold-em, HBO Original Series, Money, the Snooze Button, Beer, Losing Contact With (Almost) Everyone I Knew Before College, More Kissing.

makes me sad: Hangovers, going to work (not so much being there as actually traveling to it), saying goodbye to my mommy (awwwwww!)

makes me happy: Cold beer, sex, good movies, good times, humor that's in bad taste, music, and all the other stuff that's cliched to write in these little blurbs.

stats: Hung like a fruit bat.

body mods: Wu-Tang tattoo on my calf, Magic Johnson tattoo on my shoulderblade... I'm a walking billboard.

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