age: 28 (Jun 06, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: null

i lost my virginity: News to me

gets me hot: Severe Torture. Not the band... but they're alright.

body mods: Coming to a set of lips near you - double piercings

into: pain, suffering, br00tal teddy bears

makes me happy: Self-destruction, mass genocide

most humbling moment: Figuring out stuff to put in this ridiculous profile in an effort to thoroughly confuse people

makes me sad: Prosperity and jovial thoughts of yesterday

crush: the dog covered in maggots and worms across the street

sign: of the apocalypse: me

fantasy: Making all people believe I'm honestly this much of an asshole in real life and that internet communities are playgrounds.