About Me
It's true, birds do suddenly appear around me, and choruses of angels do sing hymns to my bonny face. I'm also a coconut.
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: occupado
fantasy: FiNaL fAnTaSy 7!!!Q1!1 I AM CLOD STRIFE PLZ 2 MET U
gets me hot: your mom lolz
sign: DEAF
into: making you cry. fucking emo kid. WEEP, PATHETIC FOOL.
most humbling moment: beaten in a gubernatorial senate race by a ten year old mongoose
BLOGS
While writing, I inadvertantly stumbled upon the greatest idea that mankind has ever had: Egg rolls wrapped in bacon.
JANUARY 2011
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
Vivid