age: 25 (Jul 08, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: making you feel the rhythm.

makes me happy: grapefruit juice

crush: I crush things with rocks.

gets me hot: Punch me in the stomach and spit in my face.

heroes: Joss Whedon

i lost my virginity: twice.

fantasy: Zombies have me trapped in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I've eaten all the Oompa Loompas and I'm down to my last bullet. I'm just about to use it on myself when I hear a ruckus outside. It's a roller derby team who've hijacked a truck from a drug cartel, full of guns, ecstacy, and every comic book I've ever wanted to read. I let them in and we start repopulating the human race. Also, I'm Spider-Man.

body mods: Do permanent retainers count?

makes me sad: Being in school. Not being in school. Working. Having no money.

sign: All Deliveries In Rear

stats: Five Foot Ace of Clubs. WHAT THE EFF!