age: 28 (Jul 08, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: making you feel the rhythm.

makes me happy: grapefruit juice

gets me hot: Punch me in the stomach and spit in my face.

makes me sad: Being in school. Not being in school. Working. Having no money.

heroes: Joss Whedon

body mods: Do permanent retainers count?

fantasy: Zombies have me trapped in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I've eaten all the Oompa Loompas and I'm down to my last bullet. I'm just about to use it on myself when I hear a ruckus outside. It's a roller derby team who've hijacked a truck from a drug cartel, full of guns, ecstacy, and every comic book I've ever wanted to read. I let them in and we start repopulating the human race. Also, I'm Spider-Man.

into: Writing horror, reading horror, liberal politics, comic books, Nintendo, ranting, playing my bass (poorly), vegetarianism, zombies, reading Harry Potter, hating Harry Potter

stats: Five Foot Ace of Clubs. WHAT THE EFF!

i lost my virginity: twice.

crush: I crush things with rocks.