Words to live by..."I fart on you"
talamia:
Nooo "I wanna marry you in the face"
dibsyak:
hahahahahahahaha....
I will say this... Life without Bacon and Beer would be SHIT!!! 2 of the best things in the world..
Never met an interesting person that doesnt drink. If you dont drink you a boring cunt and all your stories suck! - Jim Jefferies
I never complain about my best... Who the fuck wants to do their best?? Your "best" is something you will never reach. Just try and give it everything you can!!! That is what makes you YOU!!!!
talamia:
Very good point 
If you say you love life... Would you suck it's dick?