age: 43 (Oct 16, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2003

occupation: Piss Pissedoffherson

crush: a blonde German

fantasy: To convince the Suicide Girls to, some day, star in a video for my band.

i lost my virginity: On a couch in her bedroom

into: Songabouting, photography, graceful drinking arms, New York City, number theory

gets me hot: Whiskey shot kisses, tattooes, raspy voices

makes me sad: That we somehow managed to sell the city of San Francisco to a conservative, the state of California to a Governator and this country to the worst man to ever take the office.

makes me happy: Maker's Mark, sex on hot days, people with educated vocabularies that don't over use them, being ridiculously stoned

sign: Libra

most humbling moment: Birth