Sure fire way to turn something sexy into something ridiculous.
Step 1: be obviously high or drunk when a girl comes over.
Step 2: get your first nosebleed in two years, while eating her out.
Step 3: Sit back with blood all over your face and her looking worse than post-period fuck, put a kleenex in your nose, and go back to work.
Step 4: Make sure to remember it all the next day when you look in the mirror and notice that you have dried blood all over your face and there is a bloody handprint on your pillow.
Bonus points if she is still able to come, despite bursting into fits of giggling.
Step 1: be obviously high or drunk when a girl comes over.
Step 2: get your first nosebleed in two years, while eating her out.
Step 3: Sit back with blood all over your face and her looking worse than post-period fuck, put a kleenex in your nose, and go back to work.
Step 4: Make sure to remember it all the next day when you look in the mirror and notice that you have dried blood all over your face and there is a bloody handprint on your pillow.
Bonus points if she is still able to come, despite bursting into fits of giggling.
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ashbury_:
Haha thank you so much! I should be making a visit there this summer! It'll be exciting!!
hawksley:
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