age: 26 (Oct 03, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Creator of mockeries to human understanding

stats: I'm about 5'9'' and quite skinny. If anyone cares about my stats with the women on this site.

gets me hot: The sun, the loss of my air conditioner, running, fire. That's an odd question.

into: My house, my bed, occasionally my shower and car.

sign: Libra

i lost my virginity: On the shores of FANTASY ISLAND!

makes me sad: The fact that stupid people will not stop breeding, that Soylent Green is, in fact, people, the wanton destruction of babies in order to feed the politicians. THEY IS EATIN' BABIES!

most humbling moment: That one time. Oh, man, that sure was terrible and humbling. I mean, you should have been there. That dental floss was the size of a house!

makes me happy: Some music, some books, chain gangs, the pattern of moonlight through the window, doing happy-fun stuff.

crush: She knows who she is...She is probably reading this...

fantasy: