age: 28 (Sep 16, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: its kind of a mix of clerks and office space, but with more sarcasm and less humor

fantasy: a real life version of jane lane

gets me hot: great eyes and a very sarcastic sense of humor

i lost my virginity: its hard to really call it losing it, it was more like getting rid of it

heroes: randal graves

most humbling moment: its too hard to pick just one...

body mods: 11 tattoos from revolver tattoo in new brunswick, nj. 3 piercings from dressed to kill in manville, nj.

makes me happy: things that light up, shiny things, pointy things, the smell of clothes when they are right out of the dryer. what can i say? i am easy to please

into: good times with good people, anything having to do with vampires, dancing my little black heart out when inspired to, using non-real words like craptastic and fucknut in my everyday vocabulary

stats: long haired, pale skinned, black hearted bastard