age: 77 (Oct 21, 1934)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: doing stuff in front of a computer all day

gets me hot: really smart boys, porn, curly hair, when my bf spanks me with oven mitts

stats: small and fragrant

makes me sad: lost dogs, empty cereal boxes, insomnia

body mods: one tiny bit of ink

makes me happy: talking and laughing in middle of the night, new shoes, that first sip of beer, morning, pink ribbons, sex in the morning, sex while tied up with pink ribbons