demonhunter

Alright! I can either kill some zombies or masturbate for a bit....


Time to kill some mother fucking zombies.


And then masturbate later.



Priorities right?

I have been working my ass off all summer long and it kinda sucks! I feel like I never get a chance to see my wife and just get an opportunity to fucking chill.


Ah well. Such is life my friends! I look forward to the next day and sing a new song for its arrival!

Doo do do do do

Man it sure has been a bit since my last post. Well, I have been married for about a month now and it's pretty cool. Started up the new job at Apple and it seems like life is just flying by at the moment...

I wonder what else there is to look forward to? I mean really, I spent all this time planning and building...
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Well I finally got married yesterday! You think that I would be dead asleep after all the business that goes into a wedding, guess not eh? I know we couldn't get to every table and thank them which I think is whats bothering me. There was one man that was on his way out that just looked angry with me and I can't get that...
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Feelin pretty chill right now. Just put the final payment on the hall for my wedding today and it's nice that I don't have to hassle people to see if they will be coming.


As a side note: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is still hilarious.

CUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!

I am really fucking annoyed with how slow my netbook has been as of late. I am also exceptionally horny at this moment and I do not have the opportunity to relieve myself.

Fuck. Fuck. God damn it I want to fuck.


Ugh.

Well I had my final interview at Apple a few days ago and got the job. I can't start until next month since I still have to give Rosie's(the bar I currently work at) my two weeks notice. Aside from that, I stopped at my local comic shop and picked up a few comics for Free Comic Book Day. I picked up; Green Lantern, Amazing...
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I finally have a Friday where I have almost nothing to do! Aside from procuring a limo for my fast approaching wedding, who knows what type of shenannigans I may get up to? Perhaps if it is nice tonight, I may have to be a bad kid and mark up some walls. TO you, I wish the best and may everything come your way.


Salute!

So the semester is finally over and now I can fucking chill out before the wedding and work on the house a bit. Totally looking forward to June!

Another day procrastinating before a final. I know I will be studying quite a bit tonight though. I cannot wait to have this semester end!

In other news, I may be working at an Apple store soon! Anything would be better than being a fucking barback. Hell, at least now I can tell my future students that I fucking paid my dues to get where...
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I k.ow these things aren't exactly detailed, but at least its an attempt at the written word. I know I have it in me to write volumes yet I cannot seem to commit these thoughts to a form for which all can see. Shyness perhaps? Fear of rejection by those whom I have never met and probably will never meet? Eh, fuck it. No one...
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Wedding time is finally almost here and finals are right around the corner. I am stressed like a mother fucker and I think it is making me super lazy about finishing this paper.