"I don't understand 1/4 of what he is talking about 1/8 of the time, but I always feel compelled to read his journals."

"The only guy I know who's more geeky than me. I think I'll keep him."

"Demoivre is your stereo typical perverted old martial arts master in training. Those are his words not mine. Also he can shoot chai a disturbingly far distance out of his nose when laughing."