"Dear Beard:

You never know when might have to jam.

xoxo"

"I am your 'tard. "

"I'd bleach my asshole for you. You're great, bro."

"I actually meant to leave you a comment, not a testimonial. But, yeah. Hi."

"shit! testimonial! this guys rad!

nutshell."

"He's the raddest guy on SG. Maybe if I ask nicely, he could make me an awesome mixed c.d. "

"He is the dread pirate Roberts. He'll likely kill me in the morning."

"...a suspiciously good taste in music... and he's also very down to earth.. hmmm? I didn't think the combination existed. "

"I like this guy. Maybe he'll hang out with me the next time I'm in Boston."