
age: 95 (Sep 23, 1916)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2005
occupation: Rock Star
stats: 5'7"
makes me happy: Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Strongbad, Cooking, Photoshop, Girls, Money
sign: Caution: Water On Road During Rain
most humbling moment: Birth
body mods: 3 tattoos and one 10 gauge in each ear
crush: Crushes are for suckers
i lost my virginity: ...in the back seat of my 1984 Cutlass Supreme when I was 16. She left a hickey on my penis. :(
fantasy: Aria Giovanni covered in hot sauce with a side of ranch dressing.
into: Anything that doesn't kill me immediately
makes me sad: Girls, Money











