deathorbust:
ah
i woke up at 3 cleaned cigerette butts off my floor and sucked my roommate's penis in a vacuum
thats my life and i do not lie
thats my life and i do not lie
pistol77:
What a day! 
deathorbust:
so today i woke up at noon and did a whole lot of nothing took my freind chuck to get a job to support his child her name is zoey love and she's a pretty cool kid then i took him home because the girl freind called and started bitchin at him then i picked wayne up from work and that kid and myself had a nerf gun war and now i'm here