age: 27 (Jun 12, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: friendly pervert
crush: curvy asses in tight underwear
into: Tattoo's, Sex, Science, Intelligence, music with a fucking soul to it
sign: Salvation needed
gets me hot: Chocolate sauce, cute white knickers, and a curvy booty to lick it off
fantasy: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
stats: Big enough to feel safe, yet friendly enough not to attract trouble, a 'Quiet Presence' and apparently sexy according to the majority of women I choose to listen to
makes me sad: having no money is a bit of a pisser, but you now, the usual, bad jokes, smelly people, the post office,
makes me happy: Sick jokes, sick sex, sick movies, sick books....I am a little sick in the head...but also an utterly charming bastard....
body mods: Old school latin head and skull on chest, Coop Half Sleve, Various Vince Ray stuff, DNA Tribal thing on calf
i lost my virginity: yeah, and I have been practicising loads since then, so why don't you come and find out
some people never fail to dissapoint, or worse, live up to expectations...
I wonder what time the bell goes off for it not to be play time anymore....this site seems to be full of bloody kids, I thought I'd stayed clear of them as well....
but I am kind of regretting putting that, cos its kind of making me feel like one of them.....hmmm....qunadries suck....
On the plus side, somethings are going well, things with Me and Eleanor are going well, she's going for a new job at work (we work together) and is a bit stressed bless her, but apparently I am helping...not sure how, but hey, I'll go with the flow... It is weird, cos she really isn't my type, or mine hers, but the important stuff seems to click (mostly sense of humour and beliefs about the world...i.e. your either a prick or your not a prick...no race/sex/ageism differentials)....and altghough I didn't really want to end up in a relationship so quickly, I couldn't stop myself doing something that was making me happy...
I think watching...how I met Your Mother is making me all mushy...but you know...Alsyon Hannigan...

mmm...which links to....mmm Buffy....
and I know this is fake...but....you know
*spoilers*
still make me smile....
There is a Baking competition on Firday at work, well ,yuo have to take stuff in, sweet or savoury...I am kind of stum,ped, one guy is making brownies, and I know they are good, and I don't like him, he is a fucking vegetarian!! and he drinks herbal teas (i don't mind girls drinking them!!)
So I am thinking erither my meatballs...which have been specially requested...and possibly some sort of praline type chocolate treats....or kirsch soaked cherry things....mmm...I will cause a fucking stir i tell ya's!!!
anyway...I will stop boring you all..... heres some lovely looking gay porn...
*spoilers*
Peace out Ya'll....
























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