age: 30 (Jun 12, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2004
occupation: friendly pervert
gets me hot: Chocolate sauce, cute white knickers, and a curvy booty to lick it off
crush: curvy asses in tight underwear
most humbling moment: being a cunt most of the time...but hey, its knida funny
heroes: Bashter....the man is a sordid minded genius of mayhem....a true inspiration
i lost my virginity: yeah, and I have been practicising loads since then, so why don't you come and find out
body mods: Old school latin head and skull on chest, Coop Half Sleve, Various Vince Ray stuff, DNA Tribal thing on calf
makes me happy: Sick jokes, sick sex, sick movies, sick books....I am a little sick in the head...but also an utterly charming bastard....
makes me sad: having no money is a bit of a pisser, but you now, the usual, bad jokes, smelly people, the post office,
fantasy: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
sign: Salvation needed
but seriously, whilst kicking it with my work homies last night, I bumped into this fella..
Mr Noel 'Mighty Boosh' Fielding, the girl on the right is just the HR manager, all females were creaming themselves over his skinny ass....seemed like a nice chap, if a bit of a wuss...was too scared to arm wrestle me for a sandwich...long story, that I will never explain....
but it made ellie happy, apparently he is Pure Sex...I don't get it...he's got no wait to put behind the pushing, and his jeans are so tight he blatantly has no ability to get an erection...I think its like Carolines thing about Prince (yes, the artist formely known as...) weird little sexy men with their little hips....weird....
and today, to continue you my Rock N Roll lifestyle, i went shopping for work trousers, because mine ripped at the crotch due to my massive cock!!
Really looking forward to seeing my best buds next week, and getting right royally pissed and having some awesome fun...I wonder which Bruce Springstein hits i will sing this time around.... also I am hoping for a Soul Calibur 4 competition, because with alex and caroline stopping over, there could be some stevuie tears...however Soul Calibur is my game...I normally kick ass at it...it's just carolines Bishi bashi technique of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is a little hard to over come.....
and alex just cheats.... reading the manual and the move list....what a cheating bastard!!!
what else to recount... I gave in and got my Mum to do the ironing, Ellie is avoiding her lesbian flatmates (apparently the licking is quite audible) so she has been stopping over here (regular sex is wearing me out!!)**
and well, I have been reading lots of comics still, found my full collection of Preacher, so been going back over...
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