About Me

I have jet set women..
who offer me favors...
my face is 1000 lipstick flavors...

age: 37 (Jun 08, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2002

occupation: Robot Slavedriver

fantasy: sparkling orbs fizz from my fingers and light up the clouds...

stats: big bad white dude

gets me hot: sexy girls who dress like dead hookers...

crush: you if you're lucky... as crushes bring good cookies!

sign: speed humps ahead