age: 49 (Oct 12, 1963)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Juvenile (OK, Senior) Delinquent, Customer Service/sales

body mods: NO! Stiv Bators told me it's just another way for the Feds to identify you

heroes: Stiv Bators, Cheetah Chrome, James Cagney, Alice Cooper, Pat Riley, and my Mom and Dad!

gets me hot: Bettie Page! Goth grrrrls! Nipples, Redheads, Irish girls, having my neck nuzzled.

fantasy: To bring back the people I love who left us far too early

i lost my virginity: and there's a $50 reward for it's safe return!

into: Old punk, Converse Chuck Taylors, guitars, redheads, and sleeping

crush: Ginary, Abbiss, Saraphine, DebraJean Danger.....and Bettie Page forever!

stats: same size as Iggy Pop

makes me happy: Playing guitar, sleeping, and knowing that every day I'm one step closer to being with my one true love

most humbling moment: Having not yet overthrown the government and replaced it with reruns of Married With Children. Also being asked to attend the Stiv Bators tribute at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, AND getting Joey's t-shirt from the last Ramones show.