age: 44 (Oct 12, 1963)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Juvenile (OK, Senior) Delinquent, writing a tell-all/expose book about my experiences working in the corporate office of an infamous chain of adult clubs.

heroes: Stiv Bators, Cheetah Chrome

into: Old punk, Converse Chuck Taylors, guitars, redheads, and sleeping

fantasy: To bring back the people I love who left us far too early

makes me happy: Playing guitar, sleeping, and nibbling on a woman for hours!

body mods: NO! Stiv Bators told me it's just another way for the Feds to identify you

most humbling moment: Having not yet overthrown the government and replaced it with reruns of Married With Children. Also being asked to attend the Stiv Bators tribute at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, AND getting Joey's t-shirt from the last Ramones show.

crush: Ginary, Saraphine, and DebraJean Danger

makes me sad: All the people that I love that have gone to a better place,animal cruelty, the shrub being president

gets me hot: Bettie Page! Goth grrrrls! Nipples, Redheads, Irish girls, having my neck nuzzled.

i lost my virginity: and there's a $50 reward for it's safe return!