age: 36 (Aug 24, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: Masked avenger / ninja enforcer / pirate overlord / Information Systems Administrator / Interstellar Commando.

crush: The Queen of Sheba and you.

i lost my virginity: I was 12. She was an older girl. I had no idea what the hell I was doing. It was great.

sign: Virgo, but don't fucking bother me about how it tells you an

stats: 100% pure awesome.

gets me hot: Tattoos, superheroines, music, the Autumn, making out, danger, smart chicks, gamer girls.

fantasy: It probably involves comic book or movie characters who don't actually exist. Possibly a chick with a samurai sword.

makes me sad: Ignorant and selfish people. Animal cruelty. The general population's horrible and utter disregard for the ramifications that their luxuries are having on the world around them - and their unerring ability to bury their heads in the sand.

makes me happy: my son, a good story, good conversations with interesting people, all-night coffee shops, great ideas that come from nowhere, delicious food,

heroes: Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Batman,

body mods: Multiple tattoos on both arms.