About Me

I used to care, but things have changed.

age: 44 (May 06, 1968)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: The Kitchen of Religion

most humbling moment: I'm sure it'll happen any day now.

i lost my virginity: and it was about damn time!

crush: Probably you, at the moment.

stats: Lies, damn lies

fantasy: A threesome with lesbians in latex. As if you hadn't guessed by now.