age: 37 (Aug 27, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Unfortunate slave of the corporate machine and admirer of beutiful things.

makes me sad: Saddness is just unpleasant insanity.

sign: No Passing Zone

i lost my virginity: And my selfesteem...

crush: I would like to believe I have out grown crushes at this point but we all know better don't we...

body mods: 5 million dollars worth of cybernetic enhancements.

heroes: Optimus Prime, Obi-wan Kenobi and Bilbo Baggins...

makes me happy: Happiness is just pleasant insanity.

most humbling moment: The fact I haven't succeeded at my plans for world domination yet.

fantasy: to be free of the things that try to own me. And pez, it all comes back to pez.

gets me hot: When the villagers chace me with fire and pitch forks.