“He makes the best damn GHETTO burgers evah!!!”

“He's my barrel chested beauty. ”

“he REALLY likes fear factor.”

“Juan is one of those really cool guys that you love to hang with, love to party with, love to tease and joke around with, and is easy on the eyes on top of it all. A sexy, sweet, man that you'd let your bestfriend's sister date. ”

“You know... Juan just rocks.

Dude's always around... always curtious... always smilin'... and he's a slut! Juan is my new idle...

”

“juan is a bonafide SGTC slut!!!! but he's HAWT!!! i'm an SGTC slut too, so i can say these things.....”