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danklopfenwong makes a lot of money, has great hair and is in a band, but can't get laid.

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There was this one time, when this hobo came up to me. I punched him in the nose and tossed him some change. He told all his hobo friends to come see me. Everyone one of 'em would come up to me, and I'd punch 'em all in the nose, and then toss 'em some change. They didn't so much care for the punch to the nose, but they appreciated the change.

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JUNE 12, 2008 @ 07:58 PM | 2 COMMENTS

Holy fuck I could've had a baby in the time it's taken me to make a new post. Well, not me, specifically, because not only am I male but I'm also sterile. Let's also not forget that I haven't had the opportunity to get freaky with anyone in about a year and a half. Holy shit I'm lonely.

Anyway... If anyone sees this, please do me a HUUUUUGE favor and check out my awesome band. We're seriously so good. We've even gotten signed to a small, but totally bad ass, indie label.

www.endtransmissionrock.com
www.myspace.com/missingwordsrecs.com

We're releasing our EP, "Head Over Heels," on June 24th. We have our release show on June 28th at The Derby Club in Hollywood.

Caitsey, fucking come out. You know you want to.

Comment if you like me! Comment if you don't! Just prove to me someone reads this shit. And if you do like us, tell your friends!

*spoilers*