daisyjo likes triangles ... impalas ... pool tables ... skateboard ramps ... mouse ... maynard james keenan.
MEMBER SINCE: March 2003
occupation: tutor
gets me hot: triangles ... impalas ... pool tables ... skateboard ramps ... mouse ... maynard james keenan
crush: TNS ... heheh
i lost my virginity: but i still have my receipt
why i did sg: because i have made so many nice and sweet friends. and because the girls are freaking hot
fantasy: um, it's really really really really dirty
stats: i can bowl a 132 on a good day . i have the high score 115342 in jezzball . i can average 5 orgasms per 10-15 minutes
into: comic books . comic book geeks . sesame street . vintage sanrio . antique stores . cigar boxes . old movie stars . son son . feeding the birds . fat kitties . too much candy . dirty dirty sex
body mods: east - strength . west - beauty . south - mahal
sign: gemini . rat
woke up late this morning (da dada da dun)
feelin' my wee head pound (da dada da dun)
feelin' irritated and horny (da dada da dun)
lover nowhere to be found
oh, i-i-i, i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-ues ...
house lays trashed around me (da dada da dun)
complimentary cable's out (da dada da dun)
piles of laundry surround me (da dada da dun)
what the hell do i do now
oh i-i-i, i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-ues ...
my hair is big and ratty
i thnk i'm going batty
sorting through the delicate load (da dun da dun da dun)
my vibrator's broken
my resume's a joke and
my son's in godzilla mode, o-o-ohhh ...
this coffee tastes shitty (da dada da dun)
vodka will make it fine (da dada da dun)
oh i hardly look pretty (da dada da dun)
as i sit here and whine
oh i-i-i-. i-i-i've got the horny housewife blu-u-u-u-u-ues (da dada da dada da dada da duuuuuuuun)
At a loss for words
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