age: 25 (Aug 25, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: student/filmmaker/slacker

stats: you're going to have to be more specific

most humbling moment: whenever I say something

i lost my virginity: [insert obnoxious smart-ass response here]

body mods: only if you count circumcision. oh, and I had braces when I was in junior high

into: writing, Nintendo, pizza, nudity, long showers, DVD audio commentaries

makes me sad: journalism, showers during which the hot water runs out, ice cream being dropped on the ground, having to bail people out of jail

gets me hot: when the air conditioning breaks down

crush: does my girlfriend count?

sign: left turn yield on green

makes me happy: Alex, orange creamsicles, hot showers, Nintendo, pizza, pizza rolls, vanilla vodka, hot chocolate