“Much cuter than Tina Fey... ”

“Hay,! What do you play?! I'll bet she play's it BETTER!!!! p.s. Look at her profile she's cooler then any girl you know!!!”

“Damn, all the hot girls are from New Jersey. Of course, they all LEAVE New Jersey too, which proves they are not only hot but also not stupid. I left Philadelphia, which proves I am also not stupid, though it took me so long that I actually probably am. By the way, you are sacrily beautiful and now I want to visit St. Louis.”

“Cutejazzgirl is one of the best-kept secrets on SG. She is beautiful. She is smart. She is wickedly funny. And honest.
She's awesome!
Just like she says!”