age: 39 (Nov 01, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: i play with industrial strength electricity. i'm a steelworker, i kill what i eat.

makes me happy: sex, playing my drums, beer, hockey, gratuitous nudity

most humbling moment: burying my best friend who died of cancer at 28.

i lost my virginity: in the bathtub. i tried to plunger it out with no success.

crush: i crush your little head

stats: i weeble wobble, but i don't fall down

gets me hot: sleeping bags in the summer, lips, hips, smalls of backs, soft bellies, overalls, big velvet hats, girls who know how to make eye contact.

makes me sad: not getting sex, not playing any shows, abrupt change, indecision. two knee surgeries (torn acl, i heart hockey).

fantasy: to make them all realities

sign: WARNING! HIGH VOLTAGE (authorized personnel only)

body mods: virgin skin unless you count the scars.